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A Bond-Worthy Villain

September 29, 2006 By Graham English

RaelI had forgoten all about this alien clone sex cult leader until Boing Boing hipped me to his new “Clitoraid” campaign. It seems to me that he could be a serious James Bond-worthy adversary. You know what I’m talking about, the absolute maniacal freak who has so much money he can build an enormous armed force in a luxuriously carved out Fijian mountain, like Goldfinger. The only problem with this scenario is we don’t have a real life James Bond. Kinda scary, if you think about it.

All the more reason for me to visit the Scientology Power Center and polish my perceptics. I’ve already got serious play with the ladies. But if anyone out there can get me a license to kill, please let me know.

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Filed Under: Lifestream, Prose Tagged With: perceptics, Scientology

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  1. Ben says

    December 11, 2008 at 1:19 PM

    To be honest? Sounds more like an Austin Powers villain to me.

  2. Graham English says

    December 11, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    Ha. He definitely doesn’t fit with the new Daniel Craig-Bond but back in the day it could’ve worked. But in real life, the dude is paid and has an agenda. One day, we’ll hear some crazy news about him. Mark my words. 😉

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